Sweetheart! just hold me and follow me - this is how we dance

Dance like you have ants in your pants

Dance makes me and my partner Happy! Even my fingers are dancing while writing this story. Yo yo! Like a rapper! Yo yo!

India is famous for many things, its diversity, spicy food, big fat weddings, scorching heat……but one thing I love the most about India and Indians that we are Happy People. So the question is how we express our happiness? We do that by dancing our heart out, dance until we are drenched in our own sweat, until we are exhausted or collapsed, or until or shoes broke down, c’mon I am going to dance barefoot in that case.

I, Zishan publically admit on this day that I love dancing like crazy, not just crazy bollywood dancing that to my Canadian friends is like changing bulbs, monkey dancing, or dancing like you have ants in your pants. Yes, I do all this crazy dancing along with this more formal style like Bhangra. That’s not all, in Canada I have learned some new style Waltz, Tango, Salsa, Twist and turn, Robot dancing, pop and lock, tap dancing. Oops there are other styles too, Shake that Ass, belly dancing, strip tease… haha! Just kidding! I don’t know this style or maybe I do. Haha! :p

Once more thing everyone, dancing is fun, but at the same time it is injurious to your health, you may get bitten by someone, got kicked or punched in face, knees, gut, almost anywhere, gets you in fight, girls and guys hit on you – girls are fine with me, but guys oops wrong number dude. Haha!

Okay! So I went to a dance studio (lets say it was a dance studio:p) in Montreal. Since my feet were dying to hit the dance floor. The studio that night was packed and to my advantage it was freestyle night, so I can do whatever I want to. :D some guys were doing awesome spins and robot dancing, I said fu.. I can’t do that but I can do some crazy mix of Indian and North American move, so I asked my partner to watch me and follow me afterwards. I mixed tap dancing with some bhangra and other freestyle moves. I must admit that it was a little embarrassing for a minute, but then everyone start cheering me up and joined me.  My famous two finger whistle caught attention of everyone, since it was so fu…. loud. Hehe!

My partner joined me, but she said I don’t think I can follow your step. So to please her I switched to ballroom dancing with twists and spin, she was uncomfortable with that too, she left the floor. But no worries another girl joined me, but to my disadvantage she was trained dancer, I was like FML. I got nervous and she said “Sweetheart just hold me and follow me” I don’t know what style of dancing she led me into. But that was awesome but lacking panache. Who cares after 5 minutes, I have gone back to my freestyle dancing and we had great time after that. But fun part my partner just disappeared from that studio I was where the hell is Emma. But then I said who care lets enjoy since that was my last night in Montreal and I to have catch an early morning flight. I was sore next morning and limping instead of walking, even the security official asked do you need a wheelchair and are you okay! I was like if someone asked me what happened what I m going to tell them, I was dancing my ass off on an official trip. Haha!

Dance is life and music is like blood. I have a secret about how I can dance like crazy and for hours. If you want to know secret call me maybe! :D

So you want to dance you know who to call.

I am waiting for the dance club at the UNBC to start again!

The shoe heel, the scar, the coffee, and the cell ph no – Sweet!!!

We just met, but here is my number, so call me maybe!!

So my friends I am telling you a real story about a guy who is a frequent flyer, but he always avoid Delta Airlines ground staff…..why? hehe!! Not yet, I will get there, listen to whole story first. Airport lounges, waiting areas, restaurant, bars, and stores are an awesome way to socialize. But stores…FML (f… my life – for those who don’t know the abbreviate, but now they know how to describe their life in three letters. Isn’t awesome! Haha!) I am f…. shopaholics, holy crap, ask lucky people who have seen my wardrobe. Don’t get jealous! :p okay may be for a second. :p don’t get offended read ahead. :p

Once upon a time there was a guy called Zawesome! Hehe! He love to travel, traveling is a bliss, but sometime you get head butt, scanned 3 times, spend $$$, forget your  laptop bag and gifts, random security check, lost luggage……, silver lining – meet interesting people, make new friends, of course shopping hehe. Anyway Zawesome was traveling to New York for a winter vacation. Air Canada is such a “wonderful” airlines (MF), I have all the fu…. legitimate reasons to curse them. He missed his connection from Vancouver thanks to Air Canada – “I love you Air Canada” I have my middle finger jacked up to salute your services. :p  “Sue me if you can”.

He was running with 15 pound laptop bag and a luggage stuffed like you are trying to fit yourself in your 10^th grade pants, trust me you won’t be able to zip it. :p above all wearing a down jacket, looking like an Eskimo, running like he saw a yeti or sasquatch (oh Canada!). I don’t know why the f…. I had dress shoes on that day, oh wait I remember so that at security he doesn’t have take 2 minutes to tie his shoe laces(again Oh Canada – snow shoes).

He was running and thinking he can still make it to the connecting flight. Run Zawesome, Run Zawesome!! FML here it goes my left shoe heel came off and I am fu….. slipped and my shoe was flying in the air and I was praying don’t hit anybody, don’t hit anybody…it did not…isn’t it great… wait wait for it… the girl at the Delta Airline counter saw me slipped she screamed “oh my God” she ran towards me to check on my well-being. She didn’t saw the fu…. shoe on her way, she stepped on it and guess what she slipped like we slip on ice.. I was fine, I saw her and literally said “oh fu..”. I got up and started limping toward her since I had just one shoe on.  Four of the by passers were just looking at her and I said what the hell you guys are looking at, help her to get up (in my mind – As….s).

Anyways I helped her to get up, I asked are you alright, she replied with a question – r u alright Sir (really sweet girl). I replied I am good, are you doing good, are you hurt somewhere. She said no, but I saw a little bleeding scar on one side of her face. I was like oh man what I have done to this sweet girl. I asked her do you need anything, she said I have a band-aid at my counter, it will be okay. I really felt bad for her! She was really sweet she took me to the shoe store and got my shoe fixed for free, I am not going to disclose the brand of the shoe, but no more this fu….brand.  

She told that I missed my flight, that time I was not concerned about the flight I was concerned that I gave a scar to this sweet girl. I was feeling guilty.

I went to lounge afterwards and came back to the boarding after couple of hours, my good luck or bad luck, she was the one who was boarding the flight that time. I still had like 2 hours to kill, I went to her counter and asked her how she is doing (I am nice guy.. :p). she was alright and about to finish her shift, I don’t why I just asked her – hey you want to grab coffee afterwards – she said yes. I said to myself that’s good I have somebody to talk for a while. She came back after like half an hour, ooo! She is looking good. We talked about so many random things and about our life, how it sucks. Haha! Just kidding! My life is awesome (touch wood) :p. she told me that she has another 3 months with Delta airlines and then she was unsure where she going to work. I apologized for the scar she got because of me. she said don’t worry! I said you look like the harry potter girl version. We both laughed so hard!! Haha!

How the coffee ended? It lasted for about 25 minutes, she give me her no. and said call me if you are in Vancouver again.  I still her number, but unfortunately didn’t have an opportunity to visit Vancouver after that.

I guess whatever happens it is for the good, I got rid of the shoe once I am came back, but I kept the heel as a souvenir. Haha!

So my friends check what you are wearing before traveling, no fu…. dress shoes. You may not be as lucky as I was you might get yourself hurt instead of a number of a pretty girl. Haha!

Say Jambo! Say Jambo! Nothing I am just listening to this song. Say Jambo. Haha!

Travel Safe!