Life in university residence
Starring
Michael Horianopoulos as “Mr. Baker”
Rylee Isitt as “Mr. Pop”
Gregory Pye as “Mr Foul mouth” – well I want to give him another name but…you know Greg what I am talking about. :p
Myself as “Pakora king” - self proclaimed king. :p
Disclaimer – The views expressed in this blog is what author have witnessed over the last few years. If the actors in this story intend to kill me after reading this blog, please hire an assassin from India “Life is very cheap in India” save some money for “education” sake. “hidden intention behind this advice” – I can always buy back the assassin since they all are corrupted. Take that bitch in your face. :p
Cheer up guys! You are going to be famous now!!! I have huge fan following. :p
A day in life of Mr. Foul Mouth (FM)
He woke up late most of the mornings and complains I am fu…. tired dude (damn you FM, you should not be playing games all night). :p he has unique personality, I enjoy his company (I have to write something good about it, otherwise someone is going to get hurt real bad someone…). He is an avid games and enjoy making alcoholic drinks, one heck son of a gun, I mean literally son of a gun, he love shooting people (in the game).
One fine night I was enjoying a movie and like most of the nights FM decide to shoot some people. While he plays video game, you can hear him swearing at the top of his lungs. As. Ho.., mot… fu….$%^$%&^$#@#@*&(*)()$#@. Oh ya! One more thing his accent is so screwed may be just for me, I sometime just say what! What! What! With my mouth wide open.
Another interesting story this little self-proclaimed hard nut scared of spiders. One day I found a small or rather tiny spider in my room and I was talking to my other roommate about the same. FM over heard us and ran out of his room with a wooden sword (oh! he is into martial arts to; I don’t what all crap he is in. I know I am trouble now, he is going to kill me for all this) any ways I don’t give a shit about it. So he came out with his sword and started screaming where is mo…. Fu…. spider, I am going to smack it with my sword. The look on his was quite hilarious as if he practicing martial art for this day only. No matter how much he tries to avoid encounters with spiders, they find him sometime in his tea kettle, shoes, car …..let me just end the day in FM life on a good note. Mr. FM if you found this annoying then “go play hide and seek and …….” This is his favorite quote :p haha! Go! Go! Go!
Love affair with oven - Mr. Baker (Mr. B)
An awesome guy who loves baking, birds, chocolates, bailey, imitating voices, drama, and god knows what all he loves. I love his freshly baked cookies. Too much goody goody stuff, now some interesting thing about him. One night I and Mr. Foul mouth were talking around 1.00 am in the morning next to Mr. B room, we heard loud noises from his room and it scared the shit out of us since it was in some language we are not familiar with. Holy “fu..” my reaction what the “fu..” was that. To me it was like a real life exorcist movie, we went to our respective bed right away. Next morning we asked Mr. B what the fu.. have happened to you last night and he told us that sometime he talks in Portuguese while sleeping. We had similar episode after that, but it does not bother us anymore, but trust me it was freakishly hilarious. So heads up to the new roommates, dudes you are moving in with a sweet zombie. Good luck! Why zombie – during exam days he does not sleep at all and next morning you can see his face, pale with bloody eyes. One more thing he is the funny guy in our suite and wants to be a part of every ding dong and bing bang… I really like him imitating Jim Carrey’s stand up “My crotch wants to buy you a drink madam” just don’t try this as a pickup line Mr. B.: p
Fizz life of Mr. Pop
This name has nothing to do with the candy Mr. Pop, but it is the fluid that runs in his blood stream. I am joking guys, he is not a mutant or is he? Sometime I think he is one of the guys from X-men (keeping in mind his intelligence level). His interests are diverse from photography to building cool stuff from Lego, preparing for dooms day (:p), computer programming…list goes on. He is also the curry king of our suite, last summer our place smell like spices. His curries take forever to prepare, my goodness! He is a geek and got some awesome stuff like $400 water purifier, 2 microscopes, game steering wheel, flight simulator joysticks, all the fu…. tools to build anything literally anything he can build a fu…. plane if he want one. Oh yes! He is a cheap drinker, one or two glasses and he started trembling like a gal walking with high heels for the first time. :p
Mr. Pop love drinking pop all the time and I believe one day university residence will install a vending machine in his suite since most of the business is coming from him. “Customer is king” :p
Mr. Pakora King (Mr. PK – I prefer Z though)
How did I get this name since I organize pakora party all the time and cook 6-7 different types of pakoras.
What I say about myself, I don’t brag about myself. You all know me, I love sharing everything except one thing…I know how to keep my friends happy. I love dancing and I think I can dance..what you don’t trust me ask my dancing buddy Alishia. :p
Guys!! If you are annoyed with this post then I say “suck it up” :p
What I didn’t hear you “you wants to kill me” – c’mon guys “go play hide and seek and……” haha!
You know me guys “I love you guys and I miss you” thanks for being there for me when I was down in spirits. I remember Mikey hugged me and said Zishan everything is going to be alright and by God everything is going great since then. Oo Please guys don’t start hugging him now, magic works only once. :D
Thanks Guys!
